Fiuhhhh…..

Lama nggak buat tulisan lagi yak…?

Masih mikir buat postingan lagi.

Hhhmmm…..

Ato udahan aja yak…?

Tapi kalo udahan kayaknya nggak seru yak…?

Nanti nggak ada ejakulasi eh… salah yak…?

Nggak ada klitoris eh… salah lagi yak…?

Nggak ada klimax diiing……

Tiap bulan puasa tiba semua orang pada nunggu BEDHUG Buka Puasa alias ngabuburit.

Ngabuburit yang keren di Jogja mungkin adalah di Ambarukmo Plaza.

Ngabuburit yang asyik penuh dengan makanan di Jogja adalah wisata kuliner di Condongcatur.

Tapi meurutku ngabuburit yang penuh makna di Jogja adalah di Kawasan Wisata Ilmu bisa di Shopping Centre , Togamas, Gramedia, Social Agency. Banyak yang bisa didapet. Buktiin sendiri

Kemaren pulang dari sragen liat bak truk ada tulisannya “Mbelgedhez”

Dalam arti jawa mbelgedhes bisa diartikan bohong atau meracau ucapanya dengan kalimat seperti ini ” alah mbelgedhes ra ngandel aku” artinya “hayah bohong tidak percaya aku”

Jika salah mohon  pencerahannya

˙˙˙˙ɥıu ıuı ɐʎuɥoʇuoɔ ˙ʞılɐqɹǝʇ uɐsılnʇ ɥısɐƃu ɐsıq ƃuɐʎ qǝʍ ɥɐnqǝs uɐʞnɯǝʇnʞ

Makasih buat mas budi raharjo jadi ikut ikutan buat thread tulisan terbalik

Dari kemaren aku mendapat email dari orang yang mengaku dari Bank of Africa (BoA). Aku nggak habis pikir kenapa orang-orang afrika itu masih berfikir bisa menipu dengan cara-cara seperti itu. Modus operandi mereka adalah menemukan uang tak bertuan di rekening karena yang memiliki rekening itu udah mati/dimatikan entah karena perang, kecelakaan atau dibunuh. Dan meminta kita untuk jadi partner buat mencairkan uang yang ada di Bank tersebut. Sungguh suatu tindakan yang bodoh menurut saya. Ini juga sama aja dengan tindakan seperti yang sudah saya ungkapkan di thread saya sebelumnya dengan modus operandi menang lotere. Tapi ya udahlah kalo memang mereka masih punya pikiran picik kayak gitu. What the hell with them.

Nih emailnya

sanisanbo <sani_sanbo35@hotmail.fr>

FROM THE DEST OF
MR SANI SANBO THE
BILL & EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

Dear Friend,
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction.This is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.

However after series of petition was recieved by this present regime from foreign contractors and inability of the BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)to fulfill their obligation for the payment to its foreign creditors, in conjunction with the council of ministers, they mandated us to carry out a careful and comprehensive review of all overdue payments to foreign contractors and to effect payments immediately.

During the above mentioned process, we discovered an abandoned sum of US$10.M (Ten million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that happened in Kenya, East Africa.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

Please I want you to visit the website below for more information about the Plane Crash:
www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

I agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,and 50% would be for me, while 10% will be for expenses incure during the transaction.

There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated.

Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.

Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you by email the text of the application to fill and send to the bank.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free risk and this transaction will only take us 14 banking days because as a banker, I know what to do and move the fund into your account without any delay and thatyou should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangement have benn made for the tranfer.

You should contact me as soon as you receive this letter so that I will send you the text of the application to apply to the bank and the data information of the deceased customer.

Yours faithfully.
mr sani_sanbo
Bill & Exchange Manager,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)